X singing loudly, dramatically and endlessly: My baby rock star, I'm a rock star every daaaaaayy! Rock star! Rock star!
H: No do that. No do that.
X: Baby rock star. I'm a rock star, rock star...
H: No do that. No do that. Read book! Read book!
X: I'm a rock star baby, rock star all the time.
H: Sit down! Book! Book! Booooooooook!!!!
X: Stop hitting me. I will after you stop hitting me. O-kay, but I will read it only twice, that's it.
(And no, she does not know what a rock star is, nor does she know how to read.)
